Ed Norton watched Team USA at the World Cup and everyone made the same joke

‘Let the children watch’: Tuchel on England’s 1am BST kick-off after Kane rescue act

Head coach urges parents to ‘write an excuse for school’ so kids can see his team’s World Cup last-16 game against MexicoHarry Kane came to England’s rescue as they avoided a seismic World Cup upset against the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC) to set up a last-16 tie against co-hosts Mexico next week.The Bayern Munich striker scored twice in the last 15 minutes to save manager Thomas Tuchel’s blushes after Brian Cipenga had given the African side a shock early lead. It was the first time that England have won a game at the World Cup after conceding the first goal since beating West Germany in the 1966 final at Wembley. Continue reading...

A World Cup Star Can Be “Babygirl.” But For Now, He’s Mostly AI.

As someone who watches too much soccer and knows Erling Haaland as perhaps the world’s most formidable striker playing today, seeing friends and acquaintances show me viral videos of the player as an onion has been quite funny. Despite my distaste for his club team (Manchester City is effectively owned by the United Arab Emirates, []

USA-Belgium Open Thread

Odd that we’re playing one of the few countries as famous for their fried food as the United States! Team USA is a slight favorite, based largely on home field advantage and the corrupt influence of the sitting US President. As Paul noted the Mexico-England match was an all-time great, so let’s hope that the [] The post USA-Belgium Open Thread appeared first on Lawyers, Guns Money.

Norway relish underdog role in quarterfinal match vs. England

(Photo credit: Julian Leshay Guadalupe/NorthJersey.com / USA TODAY NETWORK via Imagn Images)Erling Haaland and the Norway national team are not ones to beat around the bush.They've captured Americans' attention with their blunt honesty at times during this World Cup, starting when Haaland said France will 'probably beat us' ahead of their group-stage finale.Perhaps Haaland knew at the time that, wi

‘I’ll play for India’: Popular US streamer IShowSpeed makes bold offer to help nation qualify for 2030 FIFA World Cup

IShowSpeed joked that he would play for India’s national football team and help the country qualify for the 2030 World Cup. The YouTuber made the comments during a livestream while watching Spain vs Belgium. He said he could play as a winger, striker or attacking midfielder. While FIFA rules make the idea unrealistic, his support drew attention from football fans.