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Trump Whines Medicare And Medicaid Too ‘Boring’ To Think About

May 2, 2026
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Speaking to his supporters at Florida's The Villages, Donald Trump revealed he can’t be bothered with any details of the federal life-saving programs of Medicare and Medicaid. Apparently, President Purple Hands flew to The Villages with his “great” pal, Dr. Mehmet Oz, the conflicted and unqualified head of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services.

“It's the most boring trip I've ever made,” Trump complained. “He's telling me about Medicare, Medicaid.” Oh, the poor poopsie! Did listening to details about two huge, important federal programs that he’s supposed to be in charge of interfere with his TV watching? Or one of his on-the-job snoozes? “All I want to do is take care of you!” Trump lied. “I said, 'you work out the details,' but I did say, ‘give them the max.’ That's all I care about. Give them whatever the hell the max is.”read more

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