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Trump is openly torching MAGA's most sacred belief
May 11, 2026
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[Writer’s note: I was raised Jewish and am proud of my heritage, but I’ve been a staunch atheist since the age of 14] Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called the hypocritical and illegitimate Trump Regime.Ahead of the country’s 250th birthday on July 4th, the MAGA traitors who are currently squatting in the bombed-out husk of whatever’s left of our White House are planning a Very MAGA July 4th, complete with the pillars of Trump’s rebranding of democracy: A UFC cagefight on the White House lawn after rededicating the United States of America as a Christian Nation.

You know, just as our Founding Fathers envisioned for our young nation when they signed the Declaration of Independence in 1776. ICYMI, the Republican Party has been actively trying to erase and literally whitewash all of American history so that we’re left with a “Good Parts Only” version that will make our country seem like the same false utopia described in the Bible they all pretend to live by. The GOP is dismantling the Department of Education to create a Department of Re-Education, which is why Trump put the Wrestling Lady in charge of America’s schools. And why Trump somehow took control of the media, so they could blast out his rewrites on the regular. However, there are still plenty of us who are old enough to remember our basic American history lessons, even though they glossed over just how terrible Christopher Columbus really was, and we were never taught about the Japanese internment camps. Here’s a quick rundown for MAGA about why we have a United States of America instead of still being annexed by England. We’re using a cartoon and a song to help them learn, because reading is no longer fundamental for the fake fundamentalists. Conversely, I’d also love to force all of MAGA to watch Hamilton on an endless loop, “Clockwork Orange” style, until they can’t help but feel real patriotism instead of the false bravado bloviating from the fully compromised GOP. While Trump’s been weakly distracting people from the Epstein Files with the war in Iran and his stupid ballroom that no one asked for, his regime has constantly been pushing Christian doctrine into our government. Look at Karoline Leavitt’s gold cross and Punch-Drunk Pete Hegseth’s Christian nationalist tattoos. Their tweets are uber-religious, but it’s not enough for them to share their faith; now they’re forcing it on us. The coordinated effort of an Epstein Files Distraction to recruit the rest of the country into their forced-birth cult has been branded as “Rededicate 250,” with a performative gathering in DC next week for all of the Fake Christian Trumpsimps who’ve been ignoring Trump’s crimes against the nation and humanity for the last decade. Check out the coordinated propaganda on Twitter from members of the KKKristian KKKlown KKKabinet: They’re all like that. Before we get into the weeds of why all of this is wrong, I need to share some fun facts about Scott Bessent. Not only is Bessent openly gay, but he’s married. He and his husband have two sons, yet he doesn’t seem worried about the Trump administration attacking LGBTQ+ protections. And he refuses to comply with the Senate Finance Committee’s requests to view the US Treasury’s own set of Epstein Files, which most Americans don’t even know about because Trump controls the media. Which is why these two screenshots will live on my phone until Bessent either answers my questions about why he’s choosing loyalty to Trump over his own family, let alone our country. I call Ron Wyden “Senator Chutzpah” for obvious reasons, and I couldn’t be more proud that he’s one of my Senators. He’s the ranking Democrat on both the Senate Finance and Senate Intelligence Committees, and he’s never giving up on his Epstein investigation. Just like I’m never giving up on getting answers from Scott Bessent, even though I know I never will. If only Kristen Welker would give it a go, considering he seems to spend more time on the “Meet the Press” set than in church on Sundays. Trumpocrites are gonna Trumpocrite to the literate last, my friends. The biggest offender in the government has to be Speaker Jesus Freak Mike Johnson. Look, if you want to be in multiple cults at the same time because you need a crutch to cope with the day-to-day slog through life, that’s on you. But you have no right to enforce any of your beliefs on anyone else, and you really don’t have the right to make the entire country believe any of it, either. But you can’t call yourself a “Christian” while looking the other way at all of the awful things Trump has done both personally and while in office. He bombed a school in Iran to distract from the sex trafficked children in the Epstein Files. How loving and Christlike of him, huh? And then there are the MAGA trolls, the racist, xenophobic, anti-woman, anti-LGBTQ+ brain trust that’s fine with using the R word and classifying immigrants as “illegals” while claiming to be “God-fearing Christ-followers” in their bios. You can love your invisible Sky Daddy all you want, but it won’t save you from the truth about your Dear Leader, who’s never read a Bible and couldn’t live by any of the Ten Commandments. And something something no false idols something something, right MAGA? Nice hat, Doofus. America is a FREE country, unaffiliated with any religion. Anyone can worship anything they want, even that dumb gold statue. Or nothing at all. But the government doesn’t get to decide that, We the People do.
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