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New UFC Ad Rebuilds The White House
April 12, 2026
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Donald Trump and his confederacy of douches—a clique that included Marco Rubio, Dana White, and Dan Bongino—showed up ringside at Miami’s Kaseya Center for last night’s UFC card around the same time that America's murderers row of peace negotiators (JD Vance, Steve Witkoff, and Jared Kushner) announced they were leaving Pakistan without a deal to end the US/Israel attacks on Iran.
Despite the bad war news, the show went on with the commander-in-chief, secretary of state, and failed FBI stooge sitting put to take it all in. And as was surely part of some promotional plan, shortly after Trump’s arrival, the UFC debuted a commercial for its scheduled June 19 card at the White House, which has somehow become part of our nation’s official sestercentennial celebration. That fight night, dubbed “UFC Freedom 250,” is described in the new AI-generated clip as “the most historic sporting event of all time.” But even more embarrassing than the handle and tag line, the spot uses a fictional version of the White House to promote its event.
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