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Nats To Fans: Hey Everybody, Look What Dumbasses Our Players Are!
April 22, 2026
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Two underfunded and underperforming D.C.-based operations, the Washington Nationals and the National Park Service, showed their asses on social media this week. The Nats’ Twitter team got the ball rolling with a video that attempted to be ha-ha funny by asking players and a broadcaster to name their “favorite store on the National Mall.” This is part of the cancer spreading across sports social media staffs, where lots of time and alleged creativity is spent making everybody look and feel dumb.
The “joke” is there are no stores at the National Mall! Gotcha! It’s a national park, not a retail outpost! Get it? “National Mall, where’s that?” says shortstop C.J. Abrams.
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