I’ve Been in a Long, Abusive Affair With My Favorite Bedroom Appliance. I Finally Dared Ask What It’s Doing to Me.
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I’ve Been in a Long, Abusive Affair With My Favorite Bedroom Appliance. I Finally Dared Ask What It’s Doing to Me.

April 5, 2026
Slate Magazine
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Every morning I do it again, and again. Maybe that's OK.

I’ve Been in a Long, Abusive Affair With My Favorite Bedroom Appliance. I Finally Dared Ask What It’s Doing to Me.
Slate Magazine
Slate Magazine

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